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“The time will pass so fast. Just enjoy every minute!”
I call big fat BULL$***!!
Are you seriously telling me that I should enjoy rinsing poop out of my three-year-old’s underpants? I should be whistling a happy tune while scrubbing the make-up off my walls? I should be in the throes of euphoria while repeating “JUST PUT YOUR SHOES ON!!” for the tenth time when we are now ten minutes late getting out the door? Or do you think I should be laughing through every moment my baby screamed and there was nothing I could do to comfort him?
Nope. I don’t buy it. Life is full of all sorts of emotions, and none of them are bad, shameful, or to be avoided. Stop telling moms to stuff their feelings!
Instead let’s tell moms that it’s ok to feel however you feel, this too will pass, and everything will be ok.
Your nipples hurt every time that little chomper needs to eat and it sucks.
Your baby will stop crying eventually and you are not a failure if you feel like ripping your ears off while you wait.
Your hormones are totally out of whack and your emotions may not make sense, get some drugs if you need them!
Lack of sleep is the pits! Being a Mombie is miserable. It’s ok to take a nap instead of washing the dishes and serve dinner on paper plates.
Just don’t bother repainting the walls, they’ll just color on them again. Sorry, you won’t have anything nice that stays that way until you have no more toddlers.
Waiting it out is sometimes the best you can do. You’re still a rockstar.
Toddlers asking the same question for the ninth time are very annoying. It’s ok to be irritated, just try not to be mean when you tell them to please just stop talking!
It’s ok not to worry about the dead cockroach on the floor before taking a picture to show your husband (and all of social media too) just how much your day is totally sucking.
Give yourself permission to hate this moment. Cry through it if you need to. Get out for a bit if that’s what it takes. Go ahead and throw that underwear in the trash because you just can’t handle washing one more pair. Eat some chocolate while hiding in your closet. Then pull up your big girl britches and get back to work. Because it is work. It’s rewarding and fulfilling, but it’s still work. It’s going to be ok.
Feeding your child can become a joyful bonding experience, even if it’s because you switched to a bottle.
Your baby will finally smile with tears in their eyes and completely melt your heart.
Hormones will balance and emotions will stabilize.
You will eventually have more time to sleep than you know what to do with.
Some day you can have white walls and carpet if that’s your desire without danger of markers grape juice destroying them.
You’ll make it. You’ll still be a rockstar. You’ll miss those sticky little monsters, but you won’t miss every single moment, and that’s ok.
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